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Thanks for reading and Happy VD Day!

For more of these tokens de amorie; Google, "Life magazine images google." I spent a few hours looking though all the great photos... and Victorian porn!

So... I have been out throwing down a few Obama noggins around town on people's driveways.

- It has been a real gas.

One of the places I drew an Obama Noggin was for a lady who is a machinist for Boeing and part of the Industrial Aircraft Machinist union... (Who are all pro Obama since McCain sold out a couple billion dollar contract to Air France instead of the aircraft companies in America... Wichita in particular.) This lady had her signs ripped off twice and she had posted her own sign saying something to the effect of that "Stealing my yard signs will not change my vote." Anyway, to make a long story short, I drew her an Obama Noggin and then it attracted a drunk neighbor who was Pro-McCain. My art work motivated him to stop mowing his lawn and to attempt to argue the benefits of voting for McCain and what's-her-face. After I thought about it for a while, I think that drawing an Obama Noggin actually bothered this guy (Who announced that he was a Christian...) ... and I felt good that I kicked this guy in the jimmy with about 15 minutes worth of chalking up a driveway.

Today I recieved an e-mail from another couple who decided to blog me and mass e-mail what was going on... I thought it was cool and that is why I wrote this journal... Just so I could post what they wrote;

~Fran was in the front yard working in the gardens when ~ INLIKEFLINT ~ stopped and asked if he could place some political art in our driveway.  The following photos are of his Obama Noggin project.  He creates images of Barack Obama out of charcoal and chalk onto concrete surfaces as political art installations.   

We wish ~ INLIKEFLINT ~ much success in his art career.

Dick & Fran
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I thought this was pretty cool that this retired couple put this much effort into giving me some promotional recognition. I thanked them again for letting me use their driveway as a canvas.

Here are two more for your viewing pleasure...



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Self Portrait of Mich... He looks a little like Charles Manson to me, but it could be the beard. He has some mad skills when it comes to rendering, his face emerging out of a shadow predated tenebrism (Caravagio) but, this dark bending of facial shadow is interesting while it bounces off of pre spectral light.(1666 Newton observations.) It is difficult for me totally get down to the nuts and bolts of a painter who did most of his paintings on plaster, but some of the edging with light and shadow sort of happen when working with cartoons (transfer images) to chalk up the imagry before the plaster set, (Buon Fresco) or for a quick way to mark up over dry plaster (Fresco A Secco)... Mich probably used both techniqes but technical processes are probably last on my lists of interests when I investigate art.

Most of the photos I selected for this blog are for those who rattle Michelangelo off their lips as a great artist. It is likely that most of these images have not been seen by these sorts of people and the one image that most people have seen... is the one where Adam touches the hand of God. (The same picture that is ripped off and whored out by banks and religous institutions and other slime-ball types of businesses.)

Other than talking about "THE" image, lets talk about tittys. I love me some tittys. Tittys are the best thing invented since sliced bread. Big tittys, small tittys, inbetween sized tittys, National Geographic pygmy tittys... The list goes on. Something is very wrong with Michelangelo's tittys. They look like "A" cups on top of pecks. Now, I have been around and I have seen both real and plastic tittys in person, and in magazines, and recently I saw a good set on an internet porn site call Jugs R Us, which shows a lot of varieties of tittys. I have to admit that I have only seen Michelangelo tittys in Michelangelo art work. If this is originality, Mich gets props for making up his own kind of masculine style of knockers. Mean and nasty lookin tittys. The nuns in parochial school don't have anything on M's tittys.

Now, I know that lots of people out there admire Michelangelo as an artist, but I just get some sort of uneasy feeling around his work, maybe like looking at a transvestite or something. His sculpture and his paintings are all too masculine. I swear that most of the art work of his that I have seen is very male oriented, but maybe in a Catholic bend over a ten year old kind of way. I'd anal-ize this further, but I think you can get the idea from the first two freaky sculpture shots posted above. It's in stone... there's no denying it.

Out of all the paintings that I have seen of M's, this one has to be my favorite because of the colors and freaky naked midgets that are fucking shit up, and tearing the roof down. However, once again the female figure is more buff than a contemporary female body builder. That girl has big enough guns (arms) to knock your teeth out if she feels froggy. Feminine face and arms that would make Charles Atlas jealous.

What's going on here? Par-tay! Naked party with crazy tittys and mad juxtapositions. I guess that Michelangelo lived in some real swingin times, because nobody wore clothes. I would say that this helped to figure out who was male and female, but I am still confused when I look at these representations. (Notice the nasty tittys on the lady in blue and potential good ones covered by the lady who forgot to wear underwear under her towel.... don't ask... Why she has a bra and no underwear has been a mystery for hundreds of years.)

I think what I like most about M's work is the crazy people stuck allover the place that are upside down and in the foreground, or background... It makes me want to look at Giotto again and a handfull of other's work to see perspective in layering... This is supposed to be Drunk Noah and it looks like a crazy party at the transvestite bar again. "Nice titts Jimbo!" (If you look real close you can even see Drunk Noah's giant two inch beer monster.)

Not sure what is going on here, but goat wrestling looks like it is more than just a spectator sport.

I think this is more subliminal... a hidden message of M desparately reaching out...

Every once in a while you run into a painting that somebody decided to fix. Like the one painting above where the penis has been covered over because somebody just could not handle looking at a bohunkin chunk o meat. Maybe there was a big erect red throbbing boner underneath the loin cloth, or maybe it was purple and this was offensive to some prude or cardinal who had a bad neck injury. If  I was Mike, I would have painted at least a seven inch penis (symbolic) and then drilled a small hole in the roof so that when it rained...

And here it is for your visual pleasure... raw, shaved, and, uncut. Eve with manly man hands, and titty-pecks, and arms like the incredible hulk.

Maybe the next time somebody asks you who a famous art is or who some of the greatest artists are, maybe you will say Michelangelo because you too like chicks with dicks. 
"Hi,  my name is Barbara... I kick start my own vibrator and roll my own tampons. I run a radiator repair shop in Ohio..."

*Maybe next week I will discuss the Mona Lisa.

Volume IV
Chapter 2.

Memorable pimp players who were imortalized in paintings commissioned by kings and popes.

This is a painting of the guys who put the "V" in vagina. These are the Rodrigaz boys who could make most ladies jump right out of their panties. The Rodrigaz boys were smooth and almost were noted for killing off the Moors in 1700's from an outbreak of Chlamydia and Herpes (simplex 7) ... These boys hoed out their little sisters, their best friends, their friend's friends, and even their friend's mother's former roommates from back in the day. These boys were pimp players from the word go. These boys flossed and flied all the local hood rats dropping the ill tip, all while on the back of a horse. Immortalized by the king of Spain, the Rodrigaz boyz ride into town to pick up their bitches for side tricks who had an appointment... several appointments by occuping soldiers who neded to get their freak on. Later, there would be an outbreak of El Sidz that would force these boys out of town. The Rodrigaz boys ended up in South America where they started several pyramid prostitution schemes.

Pictured here, are the shortest pimps in history. Back in the 1600's these wee the original Lollypop boys. These suave midgets charmed the likes of Marie Antoinette's great grandmother. (Who also had three breasteses.) The Lollypop boys were much like Famous Amous (Who used to leave a cookie as a calling card.) The Lollypop boys left candy and sometimes dressed up in freaky costumes using their lollypops as pimp tools of the trade. These pimps were actually twins and both of them had thirteen inch penises that they had to strap to their legs to keep if from draggin on the ground and shit. They had to be careful to be sure and consume a lot of candy because this would keep their blood pressure from dropping when they sprung wood. The pimp players provided short ones for most of the aristocracy in their locality. The Lollypop boys were known for their badass custom tailored outfits fashioned from Siberian albino tigers, and snow leopards. These boys were so cool they could wear cashmere when it was 110 degrees outside.

This is a historical allegory of Silky.
Silkey had all the fly skivies and hoodrats to boot. You can see in the painting how he could never shake these crazed ancient bitches. This is because Silky had the jimmy of death and once you got his disease, you could not shake the lure of Silky. Women would come out of nowhere and offer to lick his smooth silky hands because they looked like cloted cream. Silky was just gifted, he would meet a good girl from church and the next thing you know, she's turning tricks earning six digits...

This is the famous "No Bitch, I said Bring me my BREAD!" painting. Silky was a true pimp and Silky always got his money. If you didn't have Silky's money, he sent that bitch packin with a quick backhand. Silky didn't play.

This is 42nd street Moses. 42nd St, was the king of 42nd street in Athens, Greece. While most of the Greeks were bull jumping, or challenging Achillies to a foot race, or wrestling centaurs... Moses was whoring out their wives, daughters, and sons... (It's Greece) One day Moses left out to pick up one of his tricks from a bull dyke bitch lesbian named Medusa That was the last anyone had ever heard or seen from Moses, but one thing is for sure, That pimp was rock solid.

This is Big Peter Paul Pimp Player from Reuban street. PPPP had a penis so large he could use it as his pimp stick to slap people upside the head when he needed to degrade a motherfucker in public. PPPP had a candy bar named after him, but the original bar had to be reduced in size because to much candy would make even the Lollypop boys sick. If you ever had a king sized Peter Paul candy bar you know what I am talkin about. It ain't no Zag Nut I can tell you. Peter Paul's penis was removed and place in the Rose Catheredral's reliquary so that the pilgrims and nonbelievers could all witness the great powers that emanate from PPPP's gigantic jimmy.

It's the proverbial "Ah shit" moment that players from all over the place sympathze with.
This is one of those genre paintings of everyday life while pimping. "Uh oh, Looks like wee's got a problem!" Bitches were more solid back in the day. A good hoe back then used to be able to take on three or four johns before five in the morning, and then give birth and go right back to work. Bithces had work ethic back then. In the painting is Monty, entitled, "I got 99 problems and two bitches pictured with me." Monty ran the Alice in Wonderland circuit that was mainly a peep show where sailors could beat off behind a wall of glass for a few farthings,. It was pretty cool because just before the sailors would drop their wad two midgets would rush out from behind the glass and close the curtains. Then the sailors would be asked to deposit more money into a slot by the stage.... It was a quick money making scheme that Monty was able make a small fortune on that kept him in the latest style, and his hoes clean for higher paying clients.